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Social Justice blogger/Bandom/i don't even know anymore jee chri.
(If anyone can help me find a way to link to the damn ask I'd love you and bake you cookies)
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Other blog: supernaturalscripts.tumblr.com.
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2018-05-29
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Me as a father 😂
😂😂😂
Lmaooo he does this often! You can tell.
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Source: theblackmanonthemoon
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Hawaii becomes 12th state to ban 'conversion therapy' for LGBTQ youth
“Conversion therapy, the practice of trying to change a person’s sexual orientation, gender identity or gender expression, is universally rejected by national organizations that guide accepted practices for licensed psychological professionals and is considered a pseudoscience.
But it remains pervasive in some corners.
The new law, signed by the governor Friday, applies to psychiatrists, social workers, counselors, and marriage and family therapists.
Act 13 also establishes a temporary sexual orientation task force in the state Health Department to address concerns from minors who see counseling on sexual orientation, gender identity or gender expression.”
Read the full piece here
Nice going Hawaii!!!
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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?
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So, Melania hasn’t been seen in 15 days but the president sees apparitions of her. Just another normal day in the normal timeline.
what
guys did he kill her
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things that make me believe in magic
- illuminated dust in the air
- the ancient atmosphere of forests
- hundreds upon thousands of snowdrops or bluebells
- songs that fill your soul
- falling snow
- the ever-changing moods of the sea
- the moon on a cool, clear night
- old buildings overgrown with plants
- when a seedling sprouts
- the intelligence in a crow’s eyes
- being awoken by the early morning sun
- the energy of storms
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foods dangerous to dogs:
- avocadoes
- alcohol
- raw bread dough
- caffeine
- chocolate
- grapes and raisins
- onions and garlic
- macadamia nuts
- raw salmon
- xylitol (artificial sweeteners)
if you have a dog please reblog this
reblog this even if you don’t have a dog. someone who does have a dog will see it.
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Hot Take: Satan’s actual aim in “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” was to trick Johnny into committing the mortal sin of pride. Since he succeeded, the Devil gets his soul anyway. But enjoy your functionally useless golden fiddle for the next few decades, I guess.
Even hotter take: Johnny seems like the kind of cool and fun person who was going to go to hell for enjoying life to the fullest anyway, so all the Devil really achieved was a truly impressive self-own in the form of an immortal folk song commemorating Johnny absolutely destroying him in a fiddle duel, despite the fact that the Devil cheated by summoning an entire band of demons to back him up.
#hottest take: the devil was just trying to flirt with johnny
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I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind
so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.
I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!
7, but i’m an art student so
I got zero lmao
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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever
YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣
Love this
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ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted
#or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted
roomba company, please make this happen
I have a Neato Botvac that has an optical sensor to find its way around (Roombas just bump into things and derps off in a random direction) and yesterday it did its “dee-dummm” sad noise while under the couch, stopped what it was doing, and hummed over to me and stopped beside my chair, with its error message saying, “Please dust me off so I can see.” I wiped it off and sent it on its way, and it did its “doo doo do doooo!” of happiness and finished the living room.
It’s never done that before, but I like to think that I’ve gained its trust over the past few months, and it knows it can come to me for help.(via veralidaines)
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some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes
- I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
- “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
- I have been through hell and come out singing
feel free to add more!
- There are no gods here
- Do I look like the kind of man who dies
- God’s dead and soon we will be too
- I thought there were no heroes left in this world
• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies
- Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
- This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
- Bury me shallow, I’ll be back
- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t
- God wishes he were me
- One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled
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