1. (Source: shutupstrax, via ladylokid)

  2. (Source: brave, via gnarly)

  3. (via gnarly)

  4. (Source: taggedrne, via pizza)


  5. marianmaidenrose:





    this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

    that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

    this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

    my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

    what shirt: a nudist au

    (via pizza)

  6. (Source: verticalfood, via gnarly)


  7. captainmjolnir:

    People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

    that was the point???

    like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

    It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

    You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

    (Source: gameofbooze, via karengilian)

  8. youngparis:

    Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

    (via pizza)

  9. (Source: timelordgifs, via karengilian)

  10. pricklylegs:

    These are gold.

    (Source: thefergiefergs, via pizza)

  11. (via gnarly)

  12. when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives

    (Source: fashion--in--film, via pizza)


  13. worthlessand-weak:

    My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

    (via too-weird-timelord)


  14. nippletowns:

    when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money


    (Source: dveon, via pizza)

  15. spiza:

    im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.

    (via pizza)